WTF

CAN I please just say what the heck is going on?!... my email has been blown up... we have a blog?!... and still no one has bothered to call and say 'hi kay, where have you been for the last four months?!' I am a little overwhelmed by all of this right now so forgive me while I catch up. what is an email ring? why are we even discussing skin? and the magic frog place?! I'm so confused... this might be over my head!